Sabi ng mga Bishops, bawal daw ang sex kung: pre-marital, extra marital (heterosexual or bisexual), gay, solo, porn, sex with condoms, pills, ligation, vasectomy, gels, IUD, bunot, sex thoughts, sex in public, sex not for procreation, sex for sheer fun and recreation.
That leaves us with just one possibility: SEX AFTER DEATH.
Buti nalan, we GET LAID in the ground.
Life is tough